Quote

I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.

Chris Rock

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Andrews
South Carolina
Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
Lil penny
Christopher Rock
Anything
Hard
Years
Things
Spruce
Artificially
Places
Married

More quotes by Chris Rock

Image
When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons you used to watch. You stop reading the funnies. It's like working at a strip club. You don't come home and turn on the Playboy Channel.
Chris Rock
Image
So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, OK, I was wrong. It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.
Chris Rock
Image
Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
Chris Rock
Image
Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
Chris Rock
Image
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
Chris Rock
Image
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
Chris Rock
Image
Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.
Chris Rock
Image
When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
Chris Rock
Image
If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.
Chris Rock
Image
I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.
Chris Rock
Image
You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
Chris Rock
Image
Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.
Chris Rock
Image
Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, I can't even put gas in my plane!
Chris Rock
Image
I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.
Chris Rock
Image
By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
Chris Rock
Image
That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!
Chris Rock
Image
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
Chris Rock
Image
The U.S government hates rap music
Chris Rock
Image
I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.
Chris Rock
Image
America is the greatest country in the whole world.
Chris Rock