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I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
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