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I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
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If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree.
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I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.
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I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.
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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
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If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what they want to do. When you are raised by two parents, you are constantly watching compromise take place. Just by observing that, it made me a better person.
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, OK, I was wrong. It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.
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Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
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When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.
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See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!
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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
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