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I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.
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Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
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If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
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You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
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Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
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Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.
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You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you work alone. Movies have to go under so much scrutiny. A stand-up special is a vision, and a movie is a consensus in a lot of ways.
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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
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Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.
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Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being the only guy in a movie who sees the ghost. The ghost talks to you and you talk to him. Then you turn to your friend and say, Hey. Do you see that ghost? And he says, What ghost?
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I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
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Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.
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