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America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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South Carolina
Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
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