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I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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