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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white.
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Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what they want to do. When you are raised by two parents, you are constantly watching compromise take place. Just by observing that, it made me a better person.
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You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.
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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.
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I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.
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I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
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Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.
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Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.
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I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
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Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
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If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
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