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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.
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You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
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Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.
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If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
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You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.
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If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'
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Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
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