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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.
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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
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I love black people, but I hate niggers.
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.
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Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.
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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
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When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.
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So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.
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When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests and you do focus groups and you read the cards and you try to give the people what they want in this comedy.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.
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I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness.
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