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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
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I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.
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You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.
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You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.
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People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.
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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
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Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
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I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
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If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.
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So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.
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Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
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I do what I can do when I can do it.
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
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It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
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I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?
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I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.
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