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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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The thing about Barack Obama, just from being around him, is he's cooler than the other politicians, but just nerdy enough to do the job. Like you can't be really cool and be the president.
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When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons you used to watch. You stop reading the funnies. It's like working at a strip club. You don't come home and turn on the Playboy Channel.
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See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.
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I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
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When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
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I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like How do I make this stuff funny?
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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
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Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.
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I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea changing a belief is trickier.
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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
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There's a difference between racism and I don't know any better. I'm clueless. Racism is like, I'm trying to make you feel bad. That's racism.
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Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.
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You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
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