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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, OK, I was wrong. It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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