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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.
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See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.
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If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
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God bless America. And no place else.
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When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!
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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.
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We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.
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I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.
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Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.
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I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea changing a belief is trickier.
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Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white.
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I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.
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