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I don't need a president with a bucket list!
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
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Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.
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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
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I do what I can do when I can do it.
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I think it's better to have ideas.
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Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.
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When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!
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I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?
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Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.. I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!! That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!
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Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.
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Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!
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Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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