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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
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A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I do what I can do when I can do it.
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I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.
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My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.
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Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
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Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
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You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.
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Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or three years, but when I say tickets are on sale, I know they're going to be gone, even if my movie bombed or my TV show sucked.
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I don't need a president with a bucket list!
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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
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I believe you got my property?
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You're not famous unless people's mothers know who you are. Everybody else, you think you're famous, but you're just hot, and heat cools off.
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People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white.
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