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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
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Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.
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Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
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See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.
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My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
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I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness.
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You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.
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You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.
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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you're writing and you're doubting. But when I'm with my kids and my family, it's all about them.
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I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.
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