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Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.
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I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or three years, but when I say tickets are on sale, I know they're going to be gone, even if my movie bombed or my TV show sucked.
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If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you work alone. Movies have to go under so much scrutiny. A stand-up special is a vision, and a movie is a consensus in a lot of ways.
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If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
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You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
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There's always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people are booing. They kinda boo a premise. And then I bail myself out with a joke. But it's like trying to do movies where there's a dramatic undertone.
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We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!
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Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.
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When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.
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