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Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Andrews
South Carolina
Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
Lil penny
Christopher Rock
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Sparkling
Shows
Entertainment
Two
Spread
Hour
Humor
Four
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