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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
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Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.
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