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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.
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A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
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My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.
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When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.
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I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
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I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.
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Oprah is rich Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'
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I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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If a kid calls his grandma Mommy and his mama Pam, he's going to jail!
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I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.
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