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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
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If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
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Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.
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Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, I can't even put gas in my plane!
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I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
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I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.
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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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I don't need a president with a bucket list!
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If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
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Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
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So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.
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