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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Andrews
South Carolina
Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
Lil penny
Christopher Rock
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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God bless America. And no place else.
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A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.
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I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.
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I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.
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They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.
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