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I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
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If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
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I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
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Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
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There's a difference between racism and I don't know any better. I'm clueless. Racism is like, I'm trying to make you feel bad. That's racism.
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I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.
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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
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Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or three years, but when I say tickets are on sale, I know they're going to be gone, even if my movie bombed or my TV show sucked.
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