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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.
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I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.
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You're not famous unless people's mothers know who you are. Everybody else, you think you're famous, but you're just hot, and heat cools off.
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.
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If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
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There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.
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Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, I can't even put gas in my plane!
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.
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We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
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I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
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You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.
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Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
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Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
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You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.
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