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Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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There's always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people are booing. They kinda boo a premise. And then I bail myself out with a joke. But it's like trying to do movies where there's a dramatic undertone.
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You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.
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If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.
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Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.
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When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.
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The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.
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My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.
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Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, I can't even put gas in my plane!
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
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A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
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When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.
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