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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.
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Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.
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People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.
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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.
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My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.
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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke.
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Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
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You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
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You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
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