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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.
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I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?
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All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.
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You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
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Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
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Money is the best lotion in the world.
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When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!
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I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.
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Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.
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I do what I can do when I can do it.
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Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst part. I mean I'm a comedian - comedians like to work alone. So maybe I'm not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.
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I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.
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You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house! A woman lie is like, It's your baby!
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Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.
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You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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