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Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.
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I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.
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I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.
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I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
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