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Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.
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Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!
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Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.
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You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
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When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
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Oprah is rich Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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The U.S government hates rap music
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
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The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
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I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.
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