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Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.
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When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!
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Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
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When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.
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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
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