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You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.
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I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree.
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Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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There's a difference between racism and I don't know any better. I'm clueless. Racism is like, I'm trying to make you feel bad. That's racism.
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I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
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I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
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I do what I can do when I can do it.
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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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