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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.
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When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.
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Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
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A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
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If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.
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Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being the only guy in a movie who sees the ghost. The ghost talks to you and you talk to him. Then you turn to your friend and say, Hey. Do you see that ghost? And he says, What ghost?
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Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.
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The U.S government hates rap music
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Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
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If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
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Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.
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If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
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Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.
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