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Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?
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Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.
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When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.
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We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.
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There's a difference between racism and I don't know any better. I'm clueless. Racism is like, I'm trying to make you feel bad. That's racism.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.
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I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like How do I make this stuff funny?
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I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.
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I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.
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I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.
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You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
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I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
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It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
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Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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