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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?
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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
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Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.
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It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
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When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons you used to watch. You stop reading the funnies. It's like working at a strip club. You don't come home and turn on the Playboy Channel.
Chris Rock
Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.
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So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, OK, I was wrong. It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.
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Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
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I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.
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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
Chris Rock
Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
Chris Rock
When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
Chris Rock
Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
Chris Rock
Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
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Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.
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You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
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I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.
Chris Rock
Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.
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