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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.
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The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
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America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.
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I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.
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I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.
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Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
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Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.
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They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.
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When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.
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When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests and you do focus groups and you read the cards and you try to give the people what they want in this comedy.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.
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If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'
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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
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You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.
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I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.
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I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.
Chris Rock
If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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