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Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.
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I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
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Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
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Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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I believe you got my property?
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The U.S government hates rap music
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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
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Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.
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Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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There's always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people are booing. They kinda boo a premise. And then I bail myself out with a joke. But it's like trying to do movies where there's a dramatic undertone.
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.
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I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.
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