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Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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The thing about Barack Obama, just from being around him, is he's cooler than the other politicians, but just nerdy enough to do the job. Like you can't be really cool and be the president.
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
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I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?
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I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.
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All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.
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God bless America. And no place else.
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I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.
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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.
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Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house! A woman lie is like, It's your baby!
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I do what I can do when I can do it.
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Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
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