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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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God bless America. And no place else.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.
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I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.
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Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.
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I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
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We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
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It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
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If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
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I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.
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My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.
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Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.
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