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Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
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You're not famous unless people's mothers know who you are. Everybody else, you think you're famous, but you're just hot, and heat cools off.
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I do what I can do when I can do it.
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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Hollywood's just not funny.
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.
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Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.
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Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
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When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
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Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, I can't even put gas in my plane!
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So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.
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Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.
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I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.
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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.
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I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.
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I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.
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