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I think it's better to have ideas.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
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God bless America. And no place else.
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Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
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