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I think it's better to have ideas.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
Comedian
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
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You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.
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Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or three years, but when I say tickets are on sale, I know they're going to be gone, even if my movie bombed or my TV show sucked.
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If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests and you do focus groups and you read the cards and you try to give the people what they want in this comedy.
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The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
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Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.
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I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.
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Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.
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That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!
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The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else have something in common. So any conversation you've had more than once, anything you see happening to you that you see happening to a friend, you go, Hmmm, that's a situation I can make funny.
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You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.
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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!
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