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Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.
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If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'
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I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
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A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.
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Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
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So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.
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When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.
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I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.
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You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.
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Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
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I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
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Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
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I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.
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I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.
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