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Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
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Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.
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My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
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