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I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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