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It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.
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Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.
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So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, OK, I was wrong. It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.
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Oprah is rich Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
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That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
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