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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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An entertainer's reputation as a live act is the most valuable thing he or she can have. If people know you give good shows, you'll never be broke for the rest of your life.
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
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When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons you used to watch. You stop reading the funnies. It's like working at a strip club. You don't come home and turn on the Playboy Channel.
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I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
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Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
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I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.
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Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.
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America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cuz we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people.
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