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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.
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Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
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So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.
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The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else have something in common. So any conversation you've had more than once, anything you see happening to you that you see happening to a friend, you go, Hmmm, that's a situation I can make funny.
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The U.S government hates rap music
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The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
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I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you work alone. Movies have to go under so much scrutiny. A stand-up special is a vision, and a movie is a consensus in a lot of ways.
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It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
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Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
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Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.
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You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.
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America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.
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Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.
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See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.
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I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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