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America is the greatest country in the whole world.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.
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I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you work alone. Movies have to go under so much scrutiny. A stand-up special is a vision, and a movie is a consensus in a lot of ways.
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A man is only as faithful as his options.
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Hollywood's just not funny.
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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An entertainer's reputation as a live act is the most valuable thing he or she can have. If people know you give good shows, you'll never be broke for the rest of your life.
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being the only guy in a movie who sees the ghost. The ghost talks to you and you talk to him. Then you turn to your friend and say, Hey. Do you see that ghost? And he says, What ghost?
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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
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If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
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I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.
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When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
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