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Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.
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People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.
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See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.
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Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.
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I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
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Wealth is not about having a lot of money it's about having a lot of options.
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My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.
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If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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There's a difference between racism and I don't know any better. I'm clueless. Racism is like, I'm trying to make you feel bad. That's racism.
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When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
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All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.
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