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Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
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If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.
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I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea changing a belief is trickier.
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Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!
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It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
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Hollywood's just not funny.
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I do what I can do when I can do it.
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There's a difference between racism and I don't know any better. I'm clueless. Racism is like, I'm trying to make you feel bad. That's racism.
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