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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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There's always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people are booing. They kinda boo a premise. And then I bail myself out with a joke. But it's like trying to do movies where there's a dramatic undertone.
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It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.
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Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.
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I do what I can do when I can do it.
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If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.
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Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
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I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke.
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I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea changing a belief is trickier.
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Community college is like a disco with books: Here's ten dollars let me get my learn on!
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