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The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
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There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
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I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
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I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.
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People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.
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I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea changing a belief is trickier.
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