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They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.
Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
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I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.
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I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.
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You don't pay taxes they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
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The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.
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Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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