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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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You're not famous unless people's mothers know who you are. Everybody else, you think you're famous, but you're just hot, and heat cools off.
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I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.
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So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, OK, I was wrong. It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.
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I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.
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I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.
Chris Rock
Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, I can't even put gas in my plane!
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If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
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There's a difference between racism and I don't know any better. I'm clueless. Racism is like, I'm trying to make you feel bad. That's racism.
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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
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I think it's better to have ideas.
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If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
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Oprah is rich Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'
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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.
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America is the greatest country in the whole world.
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Hollywood's just not funny.
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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.
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