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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Cris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock III
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You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.
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I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like How do I make this stuff funny?
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People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.
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My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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If a kid calls his grandma Mommy and his mama Pam, he's going to jail!
Chris Rock
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
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Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
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Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
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It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.
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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
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The thing about Barack Obama, just from being around him, is he's cooler than the other politicians, but just nerdy enough to do the job. Like you can't be really cool and be the president.
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You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
Chris Rock
I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.
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