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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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Christopher Julius Rock III
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When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.
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Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.
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I mean no disrespect to anything I did before.
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Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
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I love black people, but I hate niggers.
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Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.
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Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?
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Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
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I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.
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If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
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If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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I think it's better to have ideas.
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There's a difference between racism and I don't know any better. I'm clueless. Racism is like, I'm trying to make you feel bad. That's racism.
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Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.. I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!! That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!
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You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
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I know what you're thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn't tell jokes this is exactly what I'd be doing.
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When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests and you do focus groups and you read the cards and you try to give the people what they want in this comedy.
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I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you work alone. Movies have to go under so much scrutiny. A stand-up special is a vision, and a movie is a consensus in a lot of ways.
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Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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